You’d better have a seat, because you’re going to fall hard for our signature scent. This faint fragrance has been scientifically formulated to stimulate the sensation of swooning.* Once you succumb to its spell, you’ll want to “pass out” samples to all your friends, so stock up!
Use at your own risk. The Swoon Society is not liable for injuries sustained while wearing SWOON Perfume. Consult your doctor before using. Do not drive with an open container in the vehicle. Do not operate heaving machinery within 30 minutes of inhaling the fragrance.
If you still believe this is a real product, you must be Someone Who Overlooks Obvious Nonsense. Happy April Fools!